Formula for withdrawal(Coitus interruptus) from Iraq:
United States and Coalition Forces (US&CF) will withdraw from Iraq immediately with the following conditions:
Fire one shot in the direction of US&CF---------We stay two more weeks
Fire one shot and hit a member of US&CF------We stay two more months
Fire one shot and kill a member of US&CF------We stay six more months (per death)
IED's that result in the death of US&CF--------We stay one year
Suicides that result in the death of members of US&CF or any civilians------We stay one year + six months for each individual death
Grenades, RPG's, and any other explosive devices that result in the death of US&CF or civilians-----(see suicides)
WMD's that result in the death of anyone--------You're toast----and WE NEVER LEAVE.
To the people of Iraq, Iran, Syria, (and those concerned), WHEN CAN WE LEAVE? !!
Note to Sectarian factions living (killing each other) in Iraq: Seek Iraqi government for actions and solutions. (Grow up and get some balls)
Note to al Qaeda: Go fuck yourself and die. (stronger message to follow)